validx2:

When yo side chick try to hug you in public 

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Me and Drakes first date

Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
Drake: Not at all I ju-
Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
Me: You pickin up the tab?
Drake: *nods*
Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.

sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

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buttliker:

A poem

beyoncevevo:

I CANTB FUCKING BREAHTE


Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand. 

Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand. 

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cosbyykidd:

Welp there you have it folks.

cosbyykidd:

Welp there you have it folks.

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cosbyykidd:

Welp there you have it folks.

cosbyykidd:

Welp there you have it folks.

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realitytvgifs:

they’re so dramatic on bad girls club

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tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
tumblr gays: hmu daddies
anon: id fuck you
tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*